If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Bo Burnham ~#Deep~ (via booitschloe)

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You are incomparable, like a …………
Bo Burnham (via dipshitdiablo)

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Our Father

double-diamond-d:

Our father, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
hallow be thy promises
and shallow by thy shame.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
On a scale from one to ten,
our lord is totally eleven.Give us this day our daily bread,
toasted close to dawn,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we shoot those who trespass on our lawn,
and lead us not into temptation,
such as pot or porno,
but deliver us from evil
(if not delivery, then DiGiorno)

— Bo Burnham

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hazykitten:

This book is my favorite thing

hazykitten:

This book is my favorite thing

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wakeupforwhat:

Just some “Egghead” poems by Bo Burnham.

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