broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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This entire post made me smile.

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greeneyesandleatherjackets:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

(Source: thecrimsonalchemist)

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A guy in my Japanese class today...

  • Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
  • Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.

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idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

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maidenmarvel:

ask-candlelight:

leetakeuchi:

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.

 top that

Meanwhile with me…

maidenmarvel:

ask-candlelight:

leetakeuchi:

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.

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Meanwhile with me…

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(Source: datingwiththemoon)

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scribblesibyl:

NO GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING DUCK

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pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

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ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

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morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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